The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says...

You want<--->You want
We need<--->I want
It's your decision<--->The right decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want<--->You'll pay for this later
We need to talk<--->I need to complain
Sure,... go ahead<--->I don't want you to
I'm hungry<--->(a) Make me something to eat
I'm hungry<--->(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $$, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. ... I don't care if what you are doing is important.
I'm not upset<--->Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're,... so manly<--->You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight<--->Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!<--->I'm having my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights.<--->I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient<--->I want a new house
The car is empty<--->Go fill it up
The trash is full<--->Take it out
The dog is barking<--->Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
I want new curtains<--->and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I need wedding shoes<--->the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there<--->NO! I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise<--->I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?<--->I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?<--->I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute.<--->Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?<--->Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.<--->Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?<--->Too late, you're dead.
Do you like this recipe?<--->It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
I'm not yelling!<--->Yes, I am yelling, but it's because I think this is important.

In answer to "What's Wrong?"
Everything<--->My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really<--->It's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it<--->Go away, I'm still building up steam.