The Women's Guide to what a man really means when he says...

I'm hungry.<--->I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.<--->I'm sleepy.
I'm tired.<--->I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie?<--->I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?<--->I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?<--->I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance?<--->I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress!<--->Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage.<--->I want to fondle you.
What's wrong?<--->What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong?<--->I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored.<--->Do you want to have sex?
I love you.<--->Let's have sex now.
I love you, too.<--->Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.<--->I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.<--->$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk.<--->I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me?<--->I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.