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I'm hungry. | <---> | I'm hungry. |
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I'm sleepy. | <---> | I'm sleepy. |
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I'm tired. | <---> | I'm tired. |
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Do you want to go to a movie? | <---> | I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
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Can I take you out to dinner? | <---> | I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
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Can I call you sometime? | <---> | I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
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May I have this dance? | <---> | I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
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Nice dress! | <---> | Nice cleavage! |
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You look tense, let me give you a massage. | <---> | I want to fondle you. |
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What's wrong? | <---> | What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
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What's wrong? | <---> | I guess sex tonight is out of the question. |
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I'm bored. | <---> | Do you want to have sex? |
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I love you. | <---> | Let's have sex now. |
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I love you, too. | <---> | Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! |
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Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. | <---> | I liked it better before. |
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Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. | <---> | $50 and it doesn't look that much different! |
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Let's talk. | <---> | I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. |
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Will you marry me? | <---> | I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. |
