Bush, Clinton, and the Train

On a train, there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking huge lady. Several minutes into the trip, the train passed through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap was heard. When they left the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the huge lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

(2) The huge lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".